Foreword

In the year 2025 I collaborated with AI in documenting a potato over 12 months, from January until December.
The date determined for each month of the documentation was the 9th, I selected this date as it happened to be convenient in the first instance- and it was one of the tasks for AI to remind me when said date had arrived. A task not always fulfilled.
Despite being instructed to aid in the experiment, AI was at times unwilling even verging on belligerent. For example, during the first documentation AI willingly collaborated by holding the potato in place so it could be adequately photographed- this wasn't always the case as there were such times when one had to fashion the potato onto the wall using a strong adhesive tape. To my dismay there was an occasion when the adhesive failed, causing permanent damage to the potato by way of eyelet severance. Positive examples of collaboration include the introduction of foreign objects into the experiment, such as the egg that features in the September session- although that may have been my idea...
recollection escapes me.
I wish to make it clear that this is not fiction, this was (still is) a real potato.

Denis Gallen

end note...

To avoid any potential lawsuits I have been advised to make clear the veracity of this project...

There was NO use of Artificial Intelligence (AI) at all in this work. In fact by pretending that my girlfriend and sometimes assistant who bares the same initials as Artificial Intelligence, I am, in a comedic fashion critiquing the use of AI within the arts and society in general.